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“Experts from the School of Veterinary Medicine and Science have discovered powerful antibiotic properties in the brains of cockroaches and locusts which could lead to novel treatments for multi-drug resistant bacterial infections. They found that the tissues of the brain and nervous system of the insects were able to kill more than 90 per cent of MRSA and pathogenic Escherichia coli, without harming human cells.”

He bowed humbly and returned to the kitchen behind the bloodied steel door.

Blah, blah, blah…..yeah, whatever.

It’s always interesting to see who got busted overnight while we slept — drunkards, drug fiends, cross-dressing prostitutes, the occasional knife-wielding maniac.

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The Paris Review Book of: Heartbreak, Madness, Sex, Love, Betrayal,
Outsiders, Intoxication, War, Whimsy, Horrors, God, Death, Dinner,
Baseball, Travels, The Art of Writing, and Everything Else in the World
Since 1953: A Compendium of Fiction, Poetry, Interviews, Essays, Art, and More.

$30 new. Picked it up for $3.16 at the Garland Road Thrift Store, where I find all the coolest books.

I was also going to buy a comfy little wooden chair in which to read it, but I mistook the hand-scrawled $69.00 price tag for $6.99. Fail. I left it at the check-out counter.

Then when I get home, I see the exact same book sitting on my bookshelf. Double fail. I thought that title seemed eerily familiar….

(Anyone want a copy? I’m selling it cheap. Only $15 — half-off the original cover price!)

Interesting. See which books are being purchased around the world in real-time:

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all the times I’ve eaten here, I’ve never tried the tacos.

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– Henry Miller, “The Colossus of Maroussi”

– Henry Miller, “The Colossus of Maroussi”

High soared the dragons until below them was the heaving black mass, marring the landscape, the fear-driven horde of barbarians who, in their ignorance, sought to conquer the lands beloved of Elric of Melnibone.

“Ho, dragon brothers — loose your venom — burn, burn! And in your burning cleanse the world!”

From: Michael Moorcock, “The Bane of the Black Sword: Book Five of the Elric Saga”:

In a city called Bakshaan, which was rich enough to make all other cities of the North East seem poor, in a tall-towered tavern one night, Elric, Lord of the smoking ruins of Melnibone, smiled like a shark and dryly jested with four powerful merchant princes whom, in a day or so, he intended to pauperize.

Moonglum the Outlander, Elric’s companion, viewed the tall albino with admiration and concern. For Elric to laugh and joke was rare — but that he should share his good humour with men of the merchant stamp, that was unprecedented. Moonglum congratulated himself that he was Elric’s friend and wondered upon the outcome of the meeting. Elric had, as usual, elaborated little of his plan to Moonglum.

“We need your particular qualities as swordsman and sorcerer, Lord Elric, and will, of course, pay well for them.” Pilarmo, overdressed, intense and scrawny, was main spokesman for the four.

“And how shall you pay me, gentlemen?” inquired Elric politely, still smiling.

Pilarmo’s colleagues raised their eyebrows and even their spokesman was slightly taken aback. He waved his hand through the smoky air of the tavern-room which was occupied only by the six men.

“In gold — in gems,” answered Pilarmo.

“In chains,” said Elric. “We free travellers need no chains of that sort.”

Moonglum bent forward out of the shadows where he sat, his expression showing that he strongly disapproved of Elric’s statement.

Pilarmo and the other merchants were plainly astonished, too. “Then how shall we pay you?”

“I will decide that later,” Elric smiled.

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Stumbled upon this hole-in-the-wall El Salvadoran restaurant somewhere in Irving, TX. I have no idea what I ordered. The waitress doesn’t speak English, and I am a hungry idiot.

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Her climax caused it to down-shift into first, and that’s when things got ugly.

He told his wife earlier that he was just taking it for a quick spin to test out the new clutch he’d installed.

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It wasn’t the first time Lee, a homeless former Californian, had targeted Discovery’s headquarters. In February 2008, he was charged with disorderly conduct for staging a ‘Save the Planet Protest.’ In court and online, he had demanded an end to Discovery Communications LLC’s shows such as TLC’s ‘Kate Plus 8′ and ’19 Kids and Counting.’

Instead, he said, the network should air “programs encouraging human sterilization and infertility.”

”Humans are the most destructive, filthy, pollutive creatures around and are wrecking what’s left of the planet with their false morals and breeding cultures,” Lee wrote in a bitter manifesto on his website.