Schleps, mongrels, and monkey boy hermaphrodites. Shine your light down pustulating bunghole alleyways of hypocrisy. Run those daggers deep!

Our old Mexican gardener. There is a glint of anger and hate in his eyes that hints at the life he may have led before he took to mowing.

“II. The Story, or, How Stephen King Learned to Write

When I was a sophomore in high school, I did a sophomoric thing which got me in a pot of fairly hot water, as sophomoric didoes often do. I wrote and published a small satiric newspaper called The Village Vomit. In this little paper I lampooned a number of teachers at Lisbon Maine High School, where I was under instruction. These were not very gentle lampoons; they ranged from the scatological to the downright cruel.”

read more: Everything You Need to Know About Writing Successfully: in Ten Minutes – Great Writing Creative Writing Community.

“As can be expected, the films from this time period are in black and white, and many do not even feature sound. However, many people are of the belief that these details add to the scariness since we are not used to them. See for yourself when you watch these classics for free online.”

read more: 100 Classic Sci-Fi Movies You Can Watch Online For Free.

DALLAS – American Red Cross spokeswoman Anita Foster says teams are getting ready for Alex. And the organization is seeking volunteers for its disaster reserve program.

read more: Red Cross Seeking Hurricane Volunteers.

“Move over dot-com, dot-org, and dot-gov. There’s a new domain on the block: dot-xxx. With 370 million sites and $3,000 spent for online porn every second, the industry’s revenues surpass earnings by Microsoft, Google, Amazon, eBay, Yahoo, Apple and Netflix combined.”

read more: Porn: Pleasure or Profit? An Interview With Gail Dines, Part I : Ms Magazine Blog.

Hobo Traveler has been traveling the globe for 12 years. One of the first travel sites I started following way back when. Lots of cool travel tips for living abroad indefinitely and how to earn a living while doing it:

Travel Tips by Professional Travelers on HoboTraveler.com

Thanks, Alyssa! I will be sending out your copies of Whuddafug today.

Of course you’re going to smell like garbage if you spend all your time driving behind the garbage truck! Get out from there and pull ahead! #life #stinks

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“After spending several months on Twitter, critic Chris Vognar is starting to think that those 140-character broadcasts might not represent the end of literature as we know it, as some have suggested.”

read more: Chris Vognar: Twitter’s character limit sparks new style of short-form writing | News for Dallas, Texas | Dallas Morning News | Latest News.